💩 Poop Emoji Mug - Funny Novelty Coffee Cup with 3D Toilet Design (11oz) - Perfect Gag Gift for Birthday & White Elephant Parties

🤎 PRODUCT HIGHLIGHTS

✔ 3D Toilet Bowl Design – Your morning brew has never looked so… questionable (100% food-safe ceramic)
✔ 11oz Perfect Prank Size – Fits a solid serving of coffee, soup, or your coworker’s tears
✔ Dishwasher Safe – Because even poop jokes deserve easy cleanup
✔ Gift-Ready Packaging – Includes a "I’m Full of Great Ideas" greeting card

🎯 WHO NEEDS THIS GEM?

→ Pranksters plotting the ultimate office gag
→ Friends with darker humor than a Netflix comedy special
→ White Elephant parties where "worst gift" = "best gift"
→ TikTokers chasing that sweet, sweet WTF content

📏 SPECS (FOR SCIENCE)

• Material: High-fired ceramic (won’t crack under your shame)
• Capacity: 11oz – ideal for "emergency" bathroom breaks
• Dimensions: 4.3” tall (including artistic toilet seat)

💩 WHY IT’S A #1 BESTSELLER

• 4.9/5★ from 10K+ buyers ("My therapist now uses this mug" – Karen, TX)

• Featured in BuzzFeed’s "25 Gifts That’ll Make People Block You"

• Doubles as a candy bowl (Skittles = "rainbow poop", obviously)

🎁 GIFT-GUARANTEED

✓ 30-Day No-Regrets Policy – If they don’t laugh, we’ll flush your refund
✓ Discreet Shipping – Plain box labeled "Boring Office Supplies"

🚽 LIMITED-TIME "NUMBER TWO" DEAL

① FREE "Dumpster Fire" enamel pin (worth $8.99)
② Downloadable "Poop Joke Encyclopedia"

[ADD TO CART] – Before this deal goes down the toilet!

⚠️ WARNING:
May cause awkward silences or unexpected promotions (HR results vary).

Pro Tip:
Pair with our "Who Farted?" candles for maximum chaos (+15% off bundle).

Need a corporate logo version? Ask about bulk "CEO’s Special Blend" orders! 🚽💼